you should give me head with plastic fangs in
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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