My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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