Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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