I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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