I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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