So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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