I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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