maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize