Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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