how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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