found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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