UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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