is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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