Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just high enough for therapy.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I think your dad took our porno
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
