She's JV to your varsity
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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