ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I need moral support for this bender
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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