Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
honey bunches of taint.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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