I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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