guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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