me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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