It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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