im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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