STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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