i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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