Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just want to make out with him forever
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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