You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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