Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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