Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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