Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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