There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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