he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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