yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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