Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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