sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
