what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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