I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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