there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
