No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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