normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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