it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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