"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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