I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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