Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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