Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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