I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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