bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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