It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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