my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
My nipple is on Facebook.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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