At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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