remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Come on in and take your pants off
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