Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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