The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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