How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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