Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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