I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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