but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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