Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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