i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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